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    I'll try to give solid answers.

    • 1) Sexuality?
    • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
    • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
    • 4) What do you think about most?
    • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
    • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
    • 7) What's your strangest talent?
    • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
    • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
    • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
    • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
    • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
    • 13) What's your religion?
    • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
    • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
    • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
    • 17) What was the last lie you told?
    • 18) Do you believe in karma?
    • 19) What does your URL mean?
    • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
    • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
    • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
    • 23) How do you vent your anger?
    • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
    • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
    • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
    • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
    • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
    • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
    • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
    • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
    • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
    • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
    • 34) Most attractive singer of your preferred gender?
    • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
    • 36) Define Art.
    • 37) Do you believe in luck?
    • 38) What's the weather like right now?
    • 39) What time is it?
    • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
    • 41) What was the last book you read?
    • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
    • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
    • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
    • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
    • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
    • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
    • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
    • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
    • 50) Do you believe in magic?
    • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
    • 52) What is your astrological sign?
    • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
    • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
    • 55) Love or lust?
    • 56) In a relationship?
    • 57) How many relationships have you had?
    • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
    • 59) Where were you yesterday?
    • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
    • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
    • 62) What's your favorite animal?
    • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
    • 64) Where is your best friend?
    • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
    • 66) What is your heritage?
    • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
    • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
    • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
    • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
    • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
    • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
    • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
    • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
    • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
    • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
    • 77) How can I win your heart?
    • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
    • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
    • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
    • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
    • 82) What is your favorite word?
    • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
    • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
    • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
    • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
    • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
    • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
    • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
    • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
    • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
    • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
    • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
    • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
    • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
    • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
    • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
    • 98) Ever been on a plane?
    • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
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I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it



    I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

    Nevermind this is it

    (Source: catasters, via achievementt-teeth)

  3. egoting:



    This was a fucking rollercoaster

    (via chocolate-covered-dragons)

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    Remember when Clem was a devious little shit and you loved her?


    Then she grew up to be a sassy little shit and you loved her even more?


    But if it was any other kid, you wouldn’t take this shit. Clem gets away with it because she’s Clem. Bless Clem.

    (via senpaijadeharley)

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    when u try to tell ur friends a pun


    when ur friend likes puns


    (via senpaijadeharley)

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    *clicks play* *video is longer than 6 seconds* hell nah son

    imagemore like hell yeah son

    the standards are different for our fandom because we are strong

    Shit son, anyone who’s not in the RT fandom has weak YouTube game


    (via achievementt-teeth)

  7. iarrdropbear:




    bless them for letting baby girl keep her heritage

    I peep them braids and that dress

    I was just thinking this. She actually takes the children back to visit their family in their home country and they study about their own cultures. She isn’t one of those white people trying to assimilate her non-white children. 

    Holy shit, I forgot how big they all are now!

    (Source: annilovesjolie, via the-girl-with-the-music)

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    when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission


    (via micool-jones)

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    "why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

    (via unexpectedrealitys)



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